The Dream

My TV9 Star

For America:  Whose heroes are movie stars, rock stars, sports stars and porn stars, I’m Christina Nevada.  Now my name may sound like Hannah Montana, and she and I have some big things in common, but she has her place and I have mine … as the star of TV9.

So, let me tell you just a little bit about me.  Well, it all started on my birthday in Reno, Nevada, August 5, 1961, just one day after our President Obama was born.  Both of us born to be strong leaders, we are Leo/Ox.   Yes, that’s the very same town and year, hear me now, where Marilyn Monroe filmed her last movie “The Misfits.”  Yep, Marilyn Monroe was livin’ right in my own hometown.  She might have even kissed me, living next to me right up until she left this world on my very first birthday.  Movie stars and Presidents have been my life.  Born out west and moved back east to be raised in our Nation’s Capital of Washington, DC. 

I was the black sheep in my big-luvin’ family.  Born a comedienne with a fearless spirit, but thank the good Lord that all worked out cuz of my own gold heart--which one day may very well win me a purple one.  J  Having been a liaison for RCA Communications to the Federal Communications Commission, a public director for HBO’s Comedy Festival in Aspen, a John Casablancas Modeling School grad, a CT School of Broadcasting grad, Communications/Journalism and Film Production student, published author and webmaster with a background in administration, law, finance, medicine and psychology, I’ve worked for Governor Schwarzenegger’s father-in-law (in law), Sargent Shriver who’s part of the Kennedy clan and with presidential candidates Ross Perot, Ron Paul and more.  Even established a precedent in the Appellate Court in the Constitution State fighting police corruption.

Though that’s all fun, it doesn’t matter what you’ve done.  To be a star, people want charisma and glamour.  Now all depending on my hair color, mind you, people say I look like Heidi Klum, Halle Berry, Angelina Joli, Jay Lo, Cameron Diaz, Michelle Pfeiffer, Julia Roberts, Bond girl and Ringo Star’s wife Barbara Bach, angel Kate Jackson, Victoria Principal, Jackie Onassis, Jacqueline Bisset, Sofia Lauren, Raquel Welsh, Blondie and whole bunch more !!  So, the good Lord gave me and millions of other women some beauty.  That’s nice, but a real star is a light to the world.  It’s a source of energy that radiates in the darkness; and, when I wish upon a star, I wish that’s the kind of star I could be.  I was born to radiate answers that people need in all subjects with humor and love, and that’s why I’m in broadcasting.  Sure, I could have been a supermodel, but what I really aim to be is a superhero model.

Now you can choose a man, but you’d be wiser to choose a woman since women outnumber men; and, you can go get some young promo girl to be your star; but, since stars are older, you gotta go a little older to get a real one!!  Not only this, but if you want all generations to relate to your station, I’m your choice, not just cuz they call me a MILF, but because my star’s light reaches not only to all generations, but to the sick, the poor, the lonely and suffering … to all those who are reaching for a star.