Rev Nev Quotes

truth need only be revealed to those mature enough to handle it.

When u think of the bad, try and remember the good, too, cuz bad without good isn't reality.

everyday is beautiful, because you are beautiful.

choose wisely what you wish to dwell on ... whatever you bring back from the dead comes to life.

keep ur chin up on uphill battles

the illusion of immunity is the trap of addiction

i could never be homeless, because Heaven is my home

I'm just a muse, dude, not a sex toy

young guy with a dirty old mind asks me to model for him, i say, "sure, i'll model straightjackets." his comeback, "i'll need one, too."

single is always better ... nobody on your ass, unless you ask them lol

so i'm dancing on the pole at the FuBur and another youngin' comes up to me and says, "See those 4 guys over there, we want you to come home with us." I say, "You know how you guys are always boastin' 'bout the size of your cocks? ... well, my vagina is soooo big, I can do all five ya'll at once!!"

guy posts on his facebook a pic of Robert Redford cuz he's filming him, i post, "I sure do like his salad dressing!!" Next morn' I'm told I'm thinking Paul Newman. ooooooooooooo

Sex is like ice cream: cold ... until passion for the flavor heats it up and melts it in your mouth.

i use a black book and don't keep numbers in my phone on purpose.


i've never taken nude pics.

married men who cheat are weak turnoffs, because they lack strength to be truthful.

commitment is for people who belong in psychiatric hospitals

men who choose to abort their offspring but are not granted permission ought have the right to be dismissed of all financial obligations resulting from the birth of the same.

when the shit hits the fan, only superheroes are there to catch it

i went to a modeling school at 18. I was 5'8" 123 pounds. they told me i'd have to lose 20 pounds and said i was too old to model anyway... that i should have started at 15. i walked out and never pursued that career. then at age 40 Chanel asked me to model for them, but i turned them down so i could finish raising my kids. see what happens when the blind follow the blind, follow ur heart instead.

so i'm 21, walking around NBC where i'm not supposed to be. waitin' for an elevator to sneak me out again ... and low and behold out of an empty hallway appears david letterman walking up to me me in shorts throwing a football. i do an about face and get lost again. i think i should have taken the elevator.

jack nicholson and i walk passed each other in an empty foyer. 10 paces later we both turn around and check eachother out ... just smiled and kept walkin'. i should have stopped. shyness gets you nowhere

Automate and delegate; then you'll have time to masturbate.

animals belong in the wild ... or in the oven

Love is like a fly: you never know when it's gonna land on you; and, when it does, it just bites. So, swat it, kill it and throw it in the toilet ... and don't forget to flush. ;)

if i had it my way, all births would be outlawed until the very last orphan was cared for

gambling makes me think of alien machines sucking the blood out of people after they lure them into a trance

my style of a man is one who loves jesus, a humanitarian, guitar player, 5' 11" filmmaker with shoulder-length hair and beautiful eyes. no man can do it all for me, and no woman can do it all for me either; but, when you combine them both, it's even worse. now, only jesus is who i want, but i'm gonna have to stand in line behind millions of beautiful virgin nuns for that. hopefully i can do all the nuns while i'm waiting in line ...

f ur wondering if u should stay in a relationship with someone, here's the rule: the person that ought hold that place in ur life is not someone u should be unsure about, and that's for sure.

I'm a muse. One day younger than President Obama: both Leo/Ox. Born in the same town (Reno, NV) and year ('61) where Marilyn Monroe filmed her last movie: The Misfits ... she died on my birthday (August 5).

if everybody gave everything to everyone for free, everybody would be rich and everything would be free

when the shit hits the fan, i'll be there to catch it

it's easy to forgive when hearts are truly sorry; but, even those who are unrepented will one day find themselves yearning for cleanliness ... in that you will find it possible to be merciful.

come one, come all and be the ball !!

you don't need to share the truth with people who aren't mature enought to handle it

all people have a purpose: some enlighten and others resolve. in the spirit of love, humanitarian ideas are born like seeds planted: meant to take root and grow so they can provide food and shelter. until the new earth, there will be right, wrong, good, bad, beauty, ugliness, comfort and horror; but, when the pain gets too great, the Great White Spirit in the sky delivers us from evil and takes us home ...

no man knows the hour or day Christ will return; but, whether our destiny is to be picked up from earth or depart by some other means, we must face the inevitable truth that compared to eternity, we will all leave this planet in no time.